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09-04-2020, 01:54 PM
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Re: What's your Boredom level Today?

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I'm so bored, with being in Lockdown, that I've started having conversations with all sorts of things.

For example, I went out in the rear garden, and discovered a very large weed.

I said "Ah! you're getting the chop".

it replied, "you can't do that, I'm in Lockdown",

"Anyway", it said, "I'm in NATO, so there".

So I urinatoed on it, and walked off.



TED you did what !
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09-04-2020, 02:36 PM
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Re: What's your Boredom level Today?

Well he could have said pissed on it. So much worse an expression.
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09-04-2020, 03:36 PM
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Re: What's your Boredom level Today?

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Well he could have said pissed on it. So much worse an expression.
He probably was pissed, talking to weeds as he was.
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09-04-2020, 03:47 PM
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Re: What's your Boredom level Today?

That's what you call bored.
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09-04-2020, 03:58 PM
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Re: What's your Boredom level Today?

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TED you did what !
Uri-NATO-ed

A pun?
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09-04-2020, 04:00 PM
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Re: What's your Boredom level Today?

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He probably was pissed, talking to weeds as he was.
My glass is half full, Tiff.

(the top half)!
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09-04-2020, 04:18 PM
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Re: What's your Boredom level Today?

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My glass is half full, Tiff.

(the top half)!
Are you holding it upsidedown, Ted?
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09-04-2020, 04:39 PM
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Re: What's your Boredom level Today?

As long as the sun is out I’m not in the slightest bored - to be outdoors on a sunny day, pottering in the garden or relaxing in a chair is perfect fo me
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09-04-2020, 05:13 PM
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Re: What's your Boredom level Today?

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As long as the sun is out I’m not in the slightest bored - to be outdoors on a sunny day, pottering in the garden or relaxing in a chair is perfect fo me
Well said, Mags.

Life is good.

All these trials and tribulations come along to keep us from forgetting how lucky we really are!

But don't forget the sun lotion!
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09-04-2020, 06:33 PM
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Re: What's your Boredom level Today?

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Uri-NATO-ed

A pun?

Oh Ted , I'm not quick on jokes but now I see it's funny

 
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