30-10-2019, 10:04 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Today I am going to all the large town centres in search of a reliable builder.I have made a sandwich board which I shall wear as I parade along the high streets and industrial estates to continue my search.
By this evening I should know whether such a person exists on this Earth, or whether it was all a fallacy and a dream.
I bid you good day.
30-10-2019, 10:12 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Give Bob a ring, he'll fix it for you.
He probably would if he could, but he is my computer man not a roofer.
Don't worry about me chaps . . sitting here going grey with worry, scared and alone, full of fears of the roof falling in on my head and never being found till it was too late . . .
I will go now, strap my sandwich board on and begin my march to Downing Street.
30-10-2019, 10:26 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Mupseo, oh Mupseo, where for art thou?Art thee on thy roof midst felt and shingle?
Or satteth on thy bum eating cheesy Pringles?
Our loveth f'r thee is ev'rlasting
Ne'r cast adrift
So bloomin' well get yourself down to Ratners
And buy our Christmas gifts.
30-10-2019, 07:25 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Well, well, it looks as though we have finally rid this place of the hirsute wimmin folk. One of them is parading up and down between sheets of plywood, the other reading up on how to make a ham sandwich.As for the rest of 'em......... gone forever I s'pose.
30-10-2019, 08:00 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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I s'pose you want a poem too now? 
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