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Seriously, I don't know the percentage, but I'm sure that most Americans have no idea of the names of other countries or where they are - with the possible exception of Canada and Mexico.

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My philosophy exactly. I'm trying to convince Marge for when I turn my toes up.

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Shamelessly nicked from elsewhere:

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest, saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit, and said it should have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man... woman...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose since veggies are food and not used to decorate snow figures.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern guy across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up.
8:40 - The police arrived, saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality-officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - A TV news crew showed up. I was asked if I knew the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs", and I am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe, sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon, all the snow had melted
Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is exactly what we have become............................................ ......
all caused by Snowflakes.

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Sad but true.

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See what happens when your not truthful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


We were dressed and ready to go out for a Dinner & Theatre evening.

We turned on a 'night light', turned the answering machine on, covered our pet budgie and put the cat in the back garden.

We phoned the local Taxi company and requested a taxi.

The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house.

As we walked out the door, the cat we had put out in the yard scooted back into the house.
We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to get at the budgie.

So my wife walked on out to the taxi, while I went back inside to get the cat. The cat ran upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.

Waiting in the cab, my wife didn't want the driver to know that the house would be empty for the night. So, she explained to the taxi driver that I would be out soon.
"He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later, I got into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I said, as we drove away. "That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her arse with a coat hanger to get her to come out!
She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her downstairs and threw her out into the back garden!
.............She'd better not shit in the vegetable patch again!"

The silence in the Taxi was deafening.

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Exactly the sort of language I use about my own MiL.

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Oh, that doesn't scare me. I'd break the machine!