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effingpot
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Hampshire, UK
Joined: Mar 2016
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21-04-2021, 07:14 PM
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Re: One liners and short jokes!
First rule of The Thesaurus Club: You don't talk, discuss, converse, speak, chat, confer, deliberate, gab or gossip about The Thesaurus Club!
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JBR
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Cheshire, UK
Joined: Sep 2015
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21-04-2021, 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted by
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First rule of The Thesaurus Club: You don't talk, discuss, converse, speak, chat, confer, deliberate, gab or gossip about The Thesaurus Club! ��
But what's wrong with argue, debate, contend, discuss and dissertate?
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effingpot
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23-04-2021, 07:12 PM
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But what's wrong with argue, debate, contend, discuss and dissertate?
Good point!
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realspeed
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Joined: Sep 2014
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23-04-2021, 11:35 PM
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Re: One liners and short jokes!
What is the difference between a womans private parts and a golf ball?
It takes a guy at least 5 minutes to find a golf ball
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JBR
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23-04-2021, 11:54 PM
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What is the difference between a womans private parts and a golf ball?
It takes a guy at least 5 minutes to find a golf ball
Reminds me of my mate, years ago. He couldn't get a key into the keyhole.
His dad advised him, "Put some hair round it. You'll find it."
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effingpot
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30-04-2021, 06:38 PM
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I saw a microbiologist today.
He was much bigger than I expected!
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Primus1
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30-04-2021, 06:46 PM
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I hate it when I’m sat in traffic.......I always get run over..
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Judd
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30-04-2021, 09:19 PM
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If a woman says she'll be ready in fifteen minutes, she will be.
There's no need to remind her every half hour.
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JBR
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30-04-2021, 09:27 PM
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If a woman says she'll be ready in fifteen minutes, she will be.
There's no need to remind her every half hour.
Told that to Marge. She didn't laugh.
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01-05-2021, 06:40 PM
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If a Medium can communicate with the dead .....
just imagine what a Large could do!
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