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16-02-2020, 10:29 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Here I am in a bit of a muddle
I've just fallen into a puddle
My trousers are soaked
And I feel like i've "croaked"
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17-02-2020, 12:16 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Here I am in a bit of a muddle
I've just fallen into a puddle
My trousers are soaked
And I feel like i've "croaked"
But my wife will warm me with a cuddle.




I'm thinking about moving house
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17-02-2020, 12:26 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

I'm thinking about moving house,
Maybe to Devon because
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17-02-2020, 12:26 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

I'm thinking about moving house
Go to Liverpool, become a Scouse
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17-02-2020, 12:30 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

I'm thinking about moving house
Go to Liverpool, become a Scouse
I shall consult my new map
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17-02-2020, 12:34 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

I'm thinking about moving house
Go to Liverpool, become a Scouse
I shall consult my new map
To prevent any mishap
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17-02-2020, 12:41 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

I'm thinking about moving house
Go to Liverpool, become a Scouse
I shall consult my new map
To prevent any mishap
And look for my new penthouse.



I might have a look on the coast
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17-02-2020, 08:13 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Originally Posted by Silver Tabby ->
I'm thinking about moving house,
Maybe to Devon because

Originally Posted by Judd ->
I'm thinking about moving house
Go to Liverpool, become a Scouse
Ahem - skillful bit of queue jumping by Judd! These pesky men can't even be trusted to play nicely in here!
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17-02-2020, 08:14 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

I might have a look on the coast
but only if they serve toast
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17-02-2020, 01:47 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Originally Posted by Silver Tabby ->
Ahem - skillful bit of queue jumping by Judd! These pesky men can't even be trusted to play nicely in here!
Hardly. Both posted at the same time. Obviously, mine was the superior because Mups chose to use it and I've always thought Mups to be the yardstick when it comes to poetry.















 
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