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Arthur knew, in his heart of hearts, he would never really satisfy Brenda intellectually.
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Brenda accepted that in Arthur's case it wasn't infatuation, but the real thing.
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Arthur was up to his neck in swamp & crocodiles, completely forgetting his original aim was .......
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A chance visit, it wasn't Arthurs fault he noticed a glint in the eye of a manakin, and fantasized about window undressing, just then he got Tangoed.
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Arthur had never entered a pub where the chairs and tables had been affixed firmly to the floor.........but Brenda seemed rather at home.
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It wasn't the first time Brenda had absorbed the aroma of a sticky carpet, but it was the first time it wasn't through her nose, this time it was her bare buttocks, taking the pummelling, she thought, is this what nylon is all about!
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Arthur gave Brenda the slip & was perfecting his MIRROR carp mating call when he slipped up on a clump of Fontinalis Antipyretica and his plans to post on youtube were thwarted.
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It wasn't the first time Brenda had absorbed the aroma of a sticky carpet, but it was the first time it wasn't through her nose, this time it was her bare buttocks, taking the pummelling, she thought, is this what nylon is all about!
What happened to BRENTWOOD NYLONS?
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Arthur was glad he passed on the slip, before it got doused, no bookie would honour a damp slip.
 
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