18-01-2020, 10:26 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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I beg to differ. When I popped in in the early hours to render assistance to Mups' query about metric weights, I found the beer cans and discarded pizza boxes already in here cluttering up the place. I can only surmise that Mups had been `entertaining` some of her gentlemen friends, or that she had tipped out the contents of next door's green recycling bin onto the floor to present us blokes in a bad light.Either way. Not guilty M'lud.
Wrong once again Judsy.
In spite of your feeble attempts to blacken my excellent character, I plead Not Guilty to both of those accusations.
Us ladies aren't green y'know, we all know you 'men's' traditional trademarks.
Now be off with you, while you're still able.
18-01-2020, 11:27 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Wrong once again Judsy.In spite of your feeble attempts to blacken my excellent character, I plead Not Guilty to both of those accusations.
Us ladies aren't green y'know, we all know you 'men's' traditional trademarks.
Now be off with you, while you're still able.
18-01-2020, 11:28 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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I was just reporting what your neighbours told me. They were concerned with the procession of men posing as plumbers, builders, and decorators traipsing in and out and bringing the area into disrepute.
Simple. They're just plain jealous.
18-01-2020, 11:54 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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Shame you can't reach me. 
I am leaving at first light tomorrow, armed with my extra- large scale maps, and fully intend to arrive there to clip your ears by early March.
18-01-2020, 11:55 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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I beg to differ. When I popped in in the early hours to render assistance to Mups' query about metric weights, I found the beer cans and discarded pizza boxes already in here cluttering up the place. I can only surmise that Mups had been `entertaining` some of her gentlemen friends, or that she had tipped out the contents of next door's green recycling bin onto the floor to present us blokes in a bad light.Either way. Not guilty M'lud.
18-01-2020, 11:57 PM
27258
Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Silver Tabby
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Excuse me - I haven't changed gender - nor would I. Being a woman is wonderful!
I agree, Tabby.
Us ladies possess gifts those male specimens can only dream of.
Now then. We've got shot of that specimen from Yorkshire, so just the one wandering about with his cream teas to get rid of now.
(Actually, looks like he's nodded off in the corner, so we can just throw a sack over him and call it a day).
19-01-2020, 01:14 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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I agree, Tabby. Us ladies possess gifts those male specimens can only dream of.
Now then. We've got shot of that specimen from Yorkshire, so just the one wandering about with his cream teas to get rid of now.
(Actually, looks like he's nodded off in the corner, so we can just throw a sack over him and call it a day).
I shall now go to mon repose and dream the dreams of the righteous.
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