18-07-2016, 06:00 PM
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Re: Swimfeeders Joke of the Day.
An elderly lady decides her body has got out of shape, so she joins a fitness club to do some exercise. She signs on to do an aerobics class for senior citizens.On her first day she bends, twists, gyrates, jumps up and down, and perspires for an hour. But by the time she manages to get her leotard on, the class had finished.
18-07-2016, 09:07 PM
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Re: Swimfeeders Joke of the Day.
Originally Posted by swimfeeders
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HiAnother one for you.
How to start your weekend with a positive outlook
1. Open a new file in your PC
2. Name it "Michael Gove"
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: "Do you really want to get rid of Michael Gove?"
6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly.
Erm ... does this also work for Mac users ?
19-07-2016, 12:33 AM
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Re: Swimfeeders Joke of the Day.
An old man is being shown round a house by an estate agent."This house is not only beautifully appointed and in first class decorative order, but it's a fabulous long term investment" says the estate agent.
"Long term?" says the old man.
"You're joking aren't you? Blimey, at my time of life I daren't even buy green bananas."
22-07-2016, 12:51 PM
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Re: Swimfeeders Joke of the Day.
Originally Posted by swimfeeders
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HiThe thing I love most about this hot weather is the short skirts and low cut tops.
Although, they do make me look a bit gay.
I think you mean a bit trans..
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