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27-01-2020, 03:09 PM
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So Flo packed her bags and went
And hitch-hiked to Stoke-on-Trent
There she'd try the pottery
And get a ticket for the lottery
But she didn't win a cent.



So needing to earn some cash
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27-01-2020, 03:25 PM
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So needing to earn some cash
Dustbin Lady? Give it a bash
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28-01-2020, 01:04 AM
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So needing to earn some cash
Dustbin Lady? Give it a bash
But first day on the cart
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28-01-2020, 05:34 AM
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So needing to earn some cash
Dustbin Lady? Give it a bash
But first day on the cart
She lost her heart to Bart
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28-01-2020, 12:58 PM
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So needing to earn some cash
Dustbin Lady? Give it a bash
But first day on the cart
She lost her heart to Bart
And they ran away in a flash.



A strange electrician from Crewe
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28-01-2020, 01:19 PM
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A strange electrician from Crewe
Didn't know what to do
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A strange electrician from Crewe
Didn't know what to do
When he turned on the power
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28-01-2020, 02:48 PM
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A strange electrician from Crewe
Didn't know what to do
When he turned on the power
It blew up his shower
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28-01-2020, 06:34 PM
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A strange electrician from Crewe
Didn't know what to do
When he turned on the power
It blew up his shower
And threw him clean off the loo.




There was also a strange man from Devon
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There was also a strange man from Devon
Who went to meet André Previn
 
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