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"There is a piece of this jig saw missing" said Tom puzzled.
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16-08-2012, 09:18 AM
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"I think my knickers have shrunk" said Mary tightly.
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16-08-2012, 09:23 AM
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"We need to think outside of the box" said Tom, squarely.
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16-08-2012, 09:48 AM
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"I think this bloody church is creepy" said Tom irreverently.
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16-08-2012, 09:49 AM
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"I'm afraid I need an operation" said the Tom, cuttingly.
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16-08-2012, 09:58 AM
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"I need to get a life" said mesco morbidly.
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16-08-2012, 05:46 PM
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Re: Tom Swifty.

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"I think my knickers have shrunk" said Mary tightly.

"Do you know Mary and Mesco are my first cousins" said Tom relating to the fact.
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This whole thread is maddening, said Barry angrily....
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"Sorry I won't open my mouth again" said Tom lying through his teeth.
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The people on this forum are nuts said Hazel...
 
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