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god I bet the ladies love you!! I wish my copy was hard these days and I'd love to do a couple of external hard drives too - on the links you understand?

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Good Afternoon Possums.
I got stuck with my research, 1700 the old French, nah I can't translate. I will bring you some stuff from my trees on Ancestry. X

Congratulations to Young Robert.
You could have dropped in for a cuppa on your way to Devon.

I will be back. X

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we don't want to keep lookin at ya back SP?

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how do ya know spit ever since ya been using that jackhammer I'm sure you've been unable to control ya farts - let alone ya burps or hiccups - wot about underarm smells??

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My younger brother is the keeper of our family history, although there are gaps in it as a vast amount of information was destroyed by fire in the government buildings that were shelled by a gunboat that sailed up the Liffey to the Four Courts during the war of independence here in 1922.
Folks with an Irish/Dublin connection from all over the world hit a blank wall when they try to trace back, a shame really, most country people haven’t got this problem as all the documents contained data on Dublin and the surrounding counties only, well so I was told by a chap from the civil service.

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I’m a great believer in old remedies and cures for all common ailments. We use and always have used TCP for a lot of ailments, great stuff as the man says, anything from sore throats to sore feet.

The wife had a thing on her bum
Pink, like a piece of chewing gum
It didn’t look serious or even mysterious
So I sent her to see my old chum.

He had a place in Harley Street
He has a big head and huge feet
But she didn’t mind, and showed her behind
He said it looked rounded and neat.

It cost her a bomb for his fee
But the thing was still there you see
I swear to God, he’s only a fraud
Cos she cured it herself, with T-C-P.

TCP
“The brand name comes from its original chemical name, which was trichlorophenylmethyliodosalicyl (not to be confused with trichlorophenol, a common fungicide)” Wiki.

My God what a mouthful, we just call it Tom Cat’s P-ss, same colour and smell.

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Spitty went to the Doctors and said, Doc, I've got a Strawberry growing on my head, he said "don't worry Spitty, I've got some cream for that".

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1. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

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I went to my local gp yesterday.

"Doctor,people keep calling me Pug".
"Oh?...how long has this been happening?"

....."Since I was a puppy!"....

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I only went out for a while.
Has the family history theme gone?