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18-09-2019, 04:42 AM
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Now then Judd, these vulgar innuendo's have got to stop!
We are innocent ladies here, as well you know.

Regarding the roof - NO!
I am in a mess and have been let down yet again!!

I really don't see why you and Dongle can't come and fix this for me. It is not high up even, it's a bungalow and it's only just above my back door!
True gentlemen would have come to my rescue immediately!

True gentlemen? In here, Mups? Rarer than hens teeth!
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18-09-2019, 09:25 AM
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True gentlemen? In here, Mups? Rarer than hens teeth!

Yes, I fear you are right, Tabby.

When have they ever, once done anything nice for us ey?
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18-09-2019, 09:32 AM
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It's all this talk of cocks and back doors throwing us off. You are a naughty lot.
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18-09-2019, 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
Now then Judd, these vulgar innuendo's have got to stop!
We are innocent ladies here, as well you know.

Regarding the roof - NO!
I am in a mess and have been let down yet again!!

I really don't see why you and Dongle can't come and fix this for me. It is not high up even, it's a bungalow and it's only just above my back door!
True gentlemen would have come to my rescue immediately!


Don't give us that, we offered to give you a brand spanking new thatched roof and you threw our generosity back in our faces so no more favours for you madam.
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18-09-2019, 12:50 PM
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Don't give us that, we offered to give you a brand spanking new thatched roof and you threw our generosity back in our faces so no more favours for you madam.
But Judd, poor Mups needs a safe roof & I know you are busy.

Tell you what, why don't you let her & her doggies come and stay with you till she can get her roof fixed? I am sure she would be happy to make dinner for you if you were so kind. Who knows, she may even do you a nice Christmas dinner .
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18-09-2019, 02:44 PM
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But Judd, poor Mups needs a safe roof & I know you are busy.

Tell you what, why don't you let her & her doggies come and stay with you till she can get her roof fixed? I am sure she would be happy to make dinner for you if you were so kind. Who knows, she may even do you a nice Christmas dinner .
Why can't Mups simply buy a hat?
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18-09-2019, 04:49 PM
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You men have no conscience whatsoever.
I had hoped you were brought up with better manners.

How could you bear to see a damsel in such distress, then just turn and walk away?

All I can hope for is this winter, when you are sitting there all warm and cosy, you will spare me a thought with my roofing flapping about, and how cold and alone I feel as I sweep the snow from my pillow every night.



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18-09-2019, 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
You men have no conscience whatsoever.
I had hoped you were brought up with better manners.

How could you bear to see a damsel in such distress, then just turn and walk away?

All I can hope for is this winter, when you are sitting there all warm and cosy, you will spare me a thought with my roofing flapping about, and how cold and alone I feel as I sweep the snow from my pillow every night.



Oh Mups, you know you could all stay with me....but how can you when heaven knows what these hooligans would do to your house when they know you are not there?

I bet they would pinch your azaleas!
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18-09-2019, 07:04 PM
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Oh Mups, you know you could all stay with me....but how can you when heaven knows what these hooligans would do to your house when they know you are not there?

I bet they would pinch your azaleas!
Well you can't stay here that's for sure and I have never heard it called that before.
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18-09-2019, 07:31 PM
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We could always strip Dongles and Juddsy naked - flay the skin off them and use that to patch your roof, Mups. Human skin is quite weatherproof - and I do have a set of surgically sharp scalpels to hand!
 



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