Then the ladies here are also compiling a v-e-r-y long list for you when you have finished Mrs. D's, so do get a move on dear. Shoo . . .

We will then be preparing an even longer one for your accomplice.
So come on ladies, all those jobs that need fixing, plus as many imaginery ones you can dream up as well, get it all written down.

If we don't feed 'em till they're done, they'll perhaps get their finger out - although we will keep adding to it of course.

Here is a few for Judd.....
1) Clean the Crocodiles teeth
2) Give Gertie your screwdrivers, and then see if you can find them.
3) Be extra nice to the ladies....after all a change us as good as a rest!
4) Prepare the Yorkshire puddings as all the ladies will be round for dinner tonight.

Oh and one for Dongle......
Remove all the sequins from your leggings & then sew on all the new ones, of a different colour, by hand! That we keep him off LTP for a bit, while we eat the roast that Judd has made for us!

I suppose i'm quite lucky then. After 57 years of marriage, i'm used to a variety of labours in my life.

Good thinking Twink.

Also, my right wrist seems to be aching a lot today for some reason. It happens to be the one I hold the iron with, so I will need someone to come and do my ironing for me this evening - after we've scoffed Judd's dinner he's going to cook for us.
Which remindsm me, don't let him clean Croc's teeth before he does our dinner, just incase Croc's in a bad mood.

Also, if Judd cooks, it is only fair that Dongle washes up.

As for Dongle's sewing, when he's finished doing his leggings, he could start on his underpants, brighten them up a bit too.

Ooh, just had one of my very splendid brainwaves, too.
If those pesky males all gave us their wallets, we might have enough to go on holiday too.
What d'yer think?

My last post for tonight.
Tomorrow I am giving up smoking, so I might get grumpy.
Good Night everyone.

Well done Sweetie, it isn't easy but well worth while!
If you feel the urge, just put a post on here and we will all try to discourage you from lighting up....... and that includes the men, doesn't it boys?

Don't do it Judsy, you will only fall off the wagon if it tastes good . . . . . mind you, thinking again, we might have our evil way with you then, as well as pinch yer wallet.

Tomorrow I am giving up smoking, so I might get grumpy.

You may get grumpy, that's not a problem.
But if you decide it's too hard to give it up, then I will call you Smokie Pie from that day on.

As you well know, us men are excellent at mult-tasking, so we could have that lot done by mid-morning and still have time to watch Wheeler dealers.