Re: Limericks. (New).

While on holiday in Wales I saw
A man who looked like the traitor Haw Haw
But it turned out to be Ken Clarke
Who looks better in the dark

Re: Limericks. (New).

While on holiday in Wales I saw
A man who looked like the traitor Haw Haw
But it turned out to be Ken Clarke
Who looks better in the dark
He was drinking a beer through a straw.



Then I queued at the ice cream van

Re: Limericks. (New).

Then I queued at the ice cream van
Holding a large bowl of bran

Re: Limericks. (New).

Then I queued at the ice cream van
Holding a large bowl of bran
For bran and an ice cream cone

Re: Limericks. (New).

Then I queued at the ice cream van
Holding a large bowl of bran
For bran and an ice cream cone
Might make me run for the 'throne'

Re: Limericks. (New).

Then I queued at the ice cream van
Holding a large bowl of bran
For bran and an ice cream cone
Might make me run for the 'throne'
You'd best get there as quick as you can

Having a think while sat on the bog

Re: Limericks. (New).

Having a think while sat on the bog
Wondering if I'd had too much grog

Re: Limericks. (New).

Having a think while sat on the bog
Wondering if I'd had too much grog
or, perhaps, too much food

Re: Limericks. (New).

Having a think while sat on the bog
Wondering if I'd had too much grog
or, perhaps, too much food
But then, without being crude

Re: Limericks. (New).

Having a think while sat on the bog
Wondering if I'd had too much grog
or, perhaps, too much food
But then, without being crude
As usual I blamed the dog.




Bert was in the shop up the road