14-04-2019, 02:23 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Oi, dongles, listen a mo . . . Yes, that definitely Mrs. D. calling you.She's got some jobs for you to be getting on with.
14-04-2019, 02:25 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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You could go with them SP. 
I will keep watch here.
14-04-2019, 02:37 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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Aye that's true. You can always say that with some confidence.
Then the ladies here are also compiling a v-e-r-y long list for you when you have finished Mrs. D's, so do get a move on dear. Shoo . . .
We will then be preparing an even longer one for your accomplice.
So come on ladies, all those jobs that need fixing, plus as many imaginery ones you can dream up as well, get it all written down.
If we don't feed 'em till they're done, they'll perhaps get their finger out - although we will keep adding to it of course.
14-04-2019, 03:42 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Then the ladies here are also compiling a v-e-r-y long list for you when you have finished Mrs. D's, so do get a move on dear. Shoo . . .We will then be preparing an even longer one for your accomplice.
So come on ladies, all those jobs that need fixing, plus as many imaginery ones you can dream up as well, get it all written down.
If we don't feed 'em till they're done, they'll perhaps get their finger out - although we will keep adding to it of course.
1) Clean the Crocodiles teeth
2) Give Gertie your screwdrivers, and then see if you can find them.
3) Be extra nice to the ladies....after all a change us as good as a rest!
4) Prepare the Yorkshire puddings as all the ladies will be round for dinner tonight.
Oh and one for Dongle......
Remove all the sequins from your leggings & then sew on all the new ones, of a different colour, by hand!
That we keep him off LTP for a bit, while we eat the roast that Judd has made for us!
14-04-2019, 04:00 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by EZ Rider
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I suppose i'm quite lucky then. After 57 years of marriage, i'm used to a variety of labours in my life.
Jolly good.
We can start preparing an even longer list for you then.
14-04-2019, 04:07 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Twink55
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Here is a few for Judd.....1) Clean the Crocodiles teeth
2) Give Gertie your screwdrivers, and then see if you can find them.
3) Be extra nice to the ladies....after all a change us as good as a rest!
4) Prepare the Yorkshire puddings as all the ladies will be round for dinner tonight.
Oh and one for Dongle......
Remove all the sequins from your leggings & then sew on all the new ones, of a different colour, by hand!
That we keep him off LTP for a bit, while we eat the roast that Judd has made for us!
Good thinking Twink.
Also, my right wrist seems to be aching a lot today for some reason. It happens to be the one I hold the iron with, so I will need someone to come and do my ironing for me this evening - after we've scoffed Judd's dinner he's going to cook for us.
Which remindsm me, don't let him clean Croc's teeth before he does our dinner, just incase Croc's in a bad mood.
Also, if Judd cooks, it is only fair that Dongle washes up.
As for Dongle's sewing, when he's finished doing his leggings, he could start on his underpants, brighten them up a bit too.
Ooh, just had one of my very splendid brainwaves, too.
If those pesky males all gave us their wallets, we might have enough to go on holiday too.
What d'yer think?
14-04-2019, 04:45 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Good thinking Twink.Also, my right wrist seems to be aching a lot today for some reason. It happens to be the one I hold the iron with, so I will need someone to come and do my ironing for me this evening - after we've scoffed Judd's dinner he's going to cook for us.
Which remindsm me, don't let him clean Croc's teeth before he does our dinner, just incase Croc's in a bad mood.
Also, if Judd cooks, it is only fair that Dongle washes up.
As for Dongle's sewing, when he's finished doing his leggings, he could start on his underpants, brighten them up a bit too.
Ooh, just had one of my very splendid brainwaves, too.
If those pesky males all gave us their wallets, we might have enough to go on holiday too.
What d'yer think?
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