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10-10-2020, 06:13 AM
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Just popping in early before a hard day's graft. Don't try getting comfy you wimmin..... I'll be back.
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10-10-2020, 07:33 AM
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Nice early guard there LD, I'll do the next hour before I have to go and graft, don't worry guys, I will urinate up the door frame before I leave, this territory will be marked to warn any stray bitch.
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10-10-2020, 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
Just popping in early before a hard day's graft. Don't try getting comfy you wimmin..... I'll be back.
Originally Posted by spitfire ->
Nice early guard there LD, I'll do the next hour before I have to go and graft,
As if either of you two would know the meaning of the word graft!

Clear off - at once - and don't slam the door on your way out!
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10-10-2020, 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Silver Tabby ->
As if either of you two would know the meaning of the word graft!

Clear off - at once - and don't slam the door on your way out!
You, on the other hand, don't need to use the door...

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10-10-2020, 12:51 PM
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Eyup, I've just noticed one of the other ingrates hove into view.
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10-10-2020, 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
Just popping in early before a hard day's graft. Don't try getting comfy you wimmin..... I'll be back.

Tell the truth Dongle, you wet the bed again didn't you.
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10-10-2020, 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by spitfire ->
Nice early guard there LD, I'll do the next hour before I have to go and graft, don't worry guys, I will urinate up the door frame before I leave, this territory will be marked to warn any stray bitch.

Typical of the male species.
We get rather tired of disinfecting everywhere after you unsavoury lot have been round.
It would be quicker for us to just sew your trouser front up really.
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10-10-2020, 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
Eyup, I've just noticed one of the other ingrates hove into view.

Yes, you are quite right (for a change).

I have been keeping an eye on you, as I promised the other ladies I would.

I was about to tell you you've been here long enough and your time is up now, but I see you have packed up and gone, so that's better. Save me the job of hoofing you out.
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10-10-2020, 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
Tell the truth Dongle, you wet the bed again didn't you.
I wish.

I only managed three hours sleep last night but was still up by 5.30, did a nine hour shift, did the shopping, cooked and still I have to come here to boot you lot out.
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10-10-2020, 10:11 PM
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I wish.

I only managed three hours sleep last night but was still up by 5.30, did a nine hour shift, did the shopping, cooked and still I have to come here to boot you lot out.
Exactly this. These wimmin don't realise how hard we have to work so they don't have to. And do they appreciate it? No. They do not. We don't even get a cooling cloth on our foreheads to soothe our fevered brows.

Useless gits they are.
 



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