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Sure, skydiving is scary but ... have you ever been to someone's house and the toilet won't flush?
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Turns out, when people ask you who your favourite child is, you're supposed to pick one of your own! Oops!
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I wonder if there’s any strikes in a stress ball factory..?
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Do gun owner's manuals have a Troubleshooting section?
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That's another way of looking at it, as the fly said when crawling up a mirror.
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This cannibal comes home from a barbecue and he's only got one leg. "What happened?" his wife asked. "It was self-catering!"
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Old Jewish couple been married for 50 years, and the wife tells her husband she's having an affair. He says, "Great, are we doing the catering?"
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March 2021 .... same as March 2020 but with toilet paper!
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When I die I want my last words to be "I left a million pounds under the ... "
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When I die I want my last words to be "I left a million pounds under the ... "
Toilet Roll!???
 
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