A Little Something to Cheer You Up On a Monday!
Morning Everyone, Monday again and not much happening except bad news everywhere, so I thought I would try and cheer us all up.
I have just been reading some letters in Quora about the many many differences between Americans and the British characteristics, and honestly, some of them really made me laugh. So, without absolutely no offence meant to either Americans or British, take a look here at some of the funny ways Americans and the British differ in their outlook and see if you agree.
Americans tend to be closet racists, but they show it.
British are openly racist, but they deny it.
Americans think they rule the world.
British did rule the world.
Americans want everybody to be happy at their situation in life.
British want everybody to think they are happy at their situation in life.
Americans don’t directly elect their leader but they think they do.
British think they do directly elect their leader, but they don’t.
Americans think all ‘’Indians’’ come from America.
British think all ‘’Indians’’ come from Asia.
Americans have a silly sense of humour.
British have a dry sense of humour.
Americans think Gin & Tonic is a cocktail with a lime, on ice.
British think Gin & Tonic is a life saving elixir served at room temperature.
Americans think a Spotted Dick is….well, never mind.
British think a Spotted Dick is a fine dessert.
Americans think they are surrounded by foreigners, they are right.
British think they are surrounded by foreigners, and they are right.
Americans don’t understand that they were the original illegal aliens.
British don’t understand that they were the original illegal aliens.
Americans think 32 degrees is cold. Farenheit.
British think 32 degrees is hot. Celsius.
Americans think a pound is 16 ounces.
British think a pound is some kind of money.
More to follow....