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For seven long days the fever came
Magoo had sneezed, so he got the blame
But the fever broke, and before long
Sue and Magoo were getting it on
Magoo the stallion then became tame.




As Len sprawled on his sunbed outside

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As Len sprawled on his sunbed outside
"What's that smell" he said, " has something died?"

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As Len sprawled on his sunbed outside
"What's that smell" he said, " has something died?"
It was his feet

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As Len sprawled on his sunbed outside
"What's that smell" he said, " has something died?"
It was his feet
That didn't smell sweet

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As Len sprawled on his sunbed outside
"What's that smell" he said, " has something died?"
It was his feet
That didn't smell sweet
Which really dented his pride

So he bought some soap

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So he bought some soap
Rose perfumed, on a rope

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So he bought some soap
Rose perfumed, on a rope
So with soap in hand

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So he bought some soap
Rose perfumed, on a rope
So with soap in hand
In the shower he did stand

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So he bought some soap
Rose perfumed, on a rope
So with soap in hand
In the shower he did stand
His girlfriend said 'There's no hope.'




When Fred thought he'd have a lie in

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When Fred thought he’d have a lie in
He hadn’t expected Wilma to make such a din