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24-11-2020, 12:02 AM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Morticia ->
Do you think they're not house trained Mups?


Well judging by their revolting habits, I would definitely say they are not.

Trying to be a little more forgiving though, we have noticed they are worse when they have been glugging alcohol. We have to get round the problem by leaving puppy pads strategically placed around the floor and around their chairs.
Anywhere else, and they would have been banned years ago.
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24-11-2020, 12:06 AM
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Mups .... what are puppy pads?
Are they like Pampers?
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24-11-2020, 12:09 AM
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Aye .... but they've run off with their tail between their legs tonight.

Bowing to our superiority hey.

I agree my friend.
When us highly intelligent ladies are out in force, those grotty specimens are like scared rabbits running in headlights.

We can put our feet up now, and have our nightcap in peace.
Victory is once more ours.
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24-11-2020, 12:18 AM
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Mups .... what are puppy pads?
Are they like Pampers?


Take a peak around that Yorkie's chair and you will see them.
They are a bit like those cot protectors you put on a child's bottom sheet when you're trying to get them out of nappies at night.

We also have a stock of chair protectors in the cupboard for when the other two are here, too.

It is a nuisance I admit, but it saves keep shampooing the chairs and carpets.
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24-11-2020, 12:34 AM
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I don't want to sound sadistic (much) .... but wouldn't superglue be better?
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24-11-2020, 12:36 AM
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Ah. now the coast is clear of cheeky chaps I can have a nice soak in me bubbly bath.

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24-11-2020, 06:49 AM
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Mups .... what are puppy pads?
Are they like Pampers?
A bit like you, Tabs and Mups ...... the three Tenors.
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24-11-2020, 11:12 AM
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A bit like you, Tabs and Mups ...... the three Tenors.


Wet the bed again Dongle?

Is that why you are up a 'wee' bit early today?


Good morning ladies.
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24-11-2020, 05:46 PM
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It was Chinese curry sauce.

You can buy backs of the stuff at Home Bargains in powder form. Add some to a pan of cold water, bring to the boil while whisking, then simmer until it thickens up. Chuck some cooked chicken into the pan along with some straight to wok noodles and heat through. Eat the lot from the pan (saves washing up )
I thought you said it was 'home made' curry. Surely you wouldn't tell lies, Judd
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24-11-2020, 05:48 PM
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I see that those persons who define themselves as `feminine`* have been squatting in here while I've been at work trying to eke out a living.

*feminine my backside. They don't know the meaning of the word.
 



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