do you have a weird sensor of humour?
I often see the funny side of things such as if somone is working on a car under the bonnet, I often call out " If your having the engine then I bags the rear axle."
When one of my sons was young we were down in falmouth cornwall and a boat used to transport cars was in dock. The main door was open and a small passenger door on the side was as well
Son "Dad what is that little door open for?"
Me " well son if one of the cars it carries doesn't work they push it out of the small door"
Son with a classic reply "DO THEY?"
passers by collapsed laughing
in a travel agents I said I was thinking of going on a cruise. The guy in the shop said where?
me "preferably on the sea "
Never send a dog to post a letter because they always miss the post