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Try six inch nails through their dangly bits, Mups, I've heard that works quite well.

Look - just the thought of it has kept them out for over five hours!

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Noooo they might enjoy it if they are masochists!

Mind you, you could be right as they have certainly kept away, 'tis true.

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That won't work, we're hard as nails ourselves.

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Huh. Then you won't object to us trying.



(He'd be crying like a little girl, ladies).

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I felt a slight tingling in my y fronts but it was rather nice. Very decent of you.

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Hang on - I'll just fetch my trusty Black and Decker Drill!

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Right now gentlemen (pfft!), we'll have a little decorum today if you please.

It is Ladies Day - just here, no where else, - so it is our day for being cherished, spoilt and looked after.
I like that idea.

So what are your plans to show us your appreciation for our wonderful company and all we do for you?

(Don't forget your wallets will you).

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It will just be the usual rubbish they bring Mups.....themselves!

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Ladies day eh? Is that like Ascot where all the muttons dress up as lambs?

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No it is where all the lambs come to the slaughter ( that means all you men). Why else would Tabby need her trusty Black and Decker Drill!