15-01-2021, 12:24 PM
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Re: My Wackiest Purchase
Originally Posted by xirrpy
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Im an attempt to salvage what little cred I have I shall explain with legendary patience, that my big idea was to use the mechanical broom to shift debri in order for the 'Billy Goat' to effectively vacuum the grounds of my less than stately park. Ok Im giving you permission to hate me.
Xirrpy, Have you ever considered cleaning the streets with that contraption? You know, in the fight to, ‘Keep Britain Tidy’!
15-01-2021, 12:40 PM
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Re: My Wackiest Purchase
Originally Posted by Artangel
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Xirrpy, Have you ever considered cleaning the streets with that contraption? You know, in the fight to, ‘Keep Britain Tidy’!
You lot are making me regret my cosmic beneficence in contributing awesome threads and enlightening peeps to daft purchases - a trap for the unwary with an itchy amazon prime trigger finger..Im perform ing a public service already!
Some sympathy for this idiot Please!
15-01-2021, 02:23 PM
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Re: My Wackiest Purchase
Originally Posted by Rhian
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Do the brushy wheely things move in unison?And is there a "blow" or "suck" switch??
Asking for a friend
Im not even certain if its suppose to pull you along or its to be pushed against while it spins.
Great conversation piece if you can coax it up the ramp and onto the dinner table-marvellous plumage.
To drive its like one of these without the luxury of soemthing to stand on
15-01-2021, 02:27 PM
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Re: My Wackiest Purchase
Originally Posted by xirrpy
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Ok Stick a fork in my backside and deflate me why dont you You lot are making me regret my cosmic beneficence in contributing awesome threads and enlightening peeps to daft purchases - a trap for the unwary with an itchy amazon prime trigger finger..Im perform ing a public service already!
Some sympathy for this idiot Please!
You should be rejoicing that we are posting on this thread you started. It’s all meant in the nicest possible taste.
It’s when no one posts on the threads you start that you should worry!!!
15-01-2021, 02:43 PM
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Re: My Wackiest Purchase
Originally Posted by Artangel
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Oh come on xirrpy, man up! You should be rejoicing that we are posting on this thread you started. It’s all meant in the nicest possible taste.
It’s when no one posts on the threads you start that you should worry!!!
I just kept posting on them until someone else took pity and replied
15-01-2021, 03:30 PM
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Re: My Wackiest Purchase
Originally Posted by Artangel
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Oh come on xirrpy, man up!
I keep over estimating my adoring public.
You could say -
Xippy is so dry that [ fill in the blanks ]
Its because I fail to use emoji innit!
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