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15-01-2021, 03:00 PM
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Wind.

Do you suffer from it?

I think it gets worse, the older one gets,...can be extremely embarrassing, especially when you could hear a pin drop.


I wonder why we get so embarrassed by the noise?....after all it’s only gas being released.

Anyone got a match!😂🤣
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15-01-2021, 03:03 PM
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Re: Wind.

Pauline, Shouldn’t this be in the ‘Health’ section or is this a jokey thread about people’s unfortunate air loss through one of their apertures?
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15-01-2021, 03:08 PM
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Re: Wind.

Originally Posted by Artangel ->
Pauline, Shouldn’t this be in the ‘Health’ section or is this a jokey thread about people’s unfortunate air loss through one of their apertures?



Just a laugh,Art...........any jokes to tell, where you have farted in public, or don’t you fart?


Have you ever farted in the bath?...I bet you have..😂🤣😅
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15-01-2021, 03:15 PM
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Re: Wind.

Originally Posted by pauline3 ->
Just a laugh,Art...........any jokes to tell, where you have farted in public, or don’t you fart?


Have you ever farted in the bath?...I bet you have..😂🤣😅

Good God!! How did l get involved in this base conversation?
Excuse me but yet another one of your threads has caused me to need a lie down and a sniff of my smelling salts.
I am a Laydeee... doncha know!!
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15-01-2021, 03:16 PM
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Re: Wind.

Originally Posted by Artangel ->
Good God!! How did l get involved in this base conversation?
Excuse me but yet another one of your threads has caused me to need a lie down and a sniff of my smelling salts.
I am a Laydeee... doncha know!!


Love you,Art......remember Richard Medley? He told the nation that he farted in the bath....on good morning Britain.

He even said bubbles appeared at the top,😂🤣
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15-01-2021, 03:35 PM
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Re: Wind.

I start my day with a 21 gun salute. and perhaps follow up later with a salvo or two
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15-01-2021, 03:35 PM
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Re: Wind.

I don't suffer from wind ... it's everyone else nearby that suffers, especially when it's a SBD.
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15-01-2021, 03:38 PM
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Re: Wind.

We used to play phart tennis at work.
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15-01-2021, 03:40 PM
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Re: Wind.

Originally Posted by Fruitcake ->
I don't suffer from wind ... it's everyone else nearby that suffers, especially when it's a SBD.


There's nothing, absolutely nothing, like a damned good fart (unless you follow through )
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15-01-2021, 04:10 PM
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Re: Wind.

😂
 
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