16-01-2021, 10:19 PM
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Re: Wind.
Originally Posted by xirrpy
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One of the footmen was telling meTrump arose from his chair, leant over the soup at the state function and proffered his thumb to Her Maj, suggesting she pull it!
A discreet word from her left suggested she just smile and nod.
As is custom and practice with Trump he pulled it himself... and let rip..
'Good Arse !'
said the queen and everybody clapped
The Royals make a fortune out of their Majestic mishaps. According to Burrell, Diana's rear chum, someone follows them around with a resealable bottle in order to capture the right royal rippers. They are then packaged up with a posh label and sold to Commonwealth Countries.
It's true I tell ya.
16-01-2021, 10:22 PM
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Re: Wind.
Originally Posted by Fruitcake
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I once dropped one in a tent where my two friends were sleeping. The smell was so bad it woke them both up.
When I opened the car door the next morning, it was still there.
16-01-2021, 10:42 PM
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Re: Wind.
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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I remember when I was young and had recently passed my test, I had a Chinese take away on the way home from dropping my girlfriend off (I could do those sort of things in those days). As I pulled up outside my flat, I had no choice but to let one rip. I locked the car up and thought no more of it.When I opened the car door the next morning, it was still there.
16-01-2021, 11:09 PM
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Re: Wind.
Perhaps this what we need more of?https://nypost.com/2017/10/27/sniffi...d-off-disease/
16-01-2021, 11:26 PM
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Re: Wind.
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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The Royals make a fortune out of their Majestic mishaps. According to Burrell, Diana's rear chum, someone follows them around with a resealable bottle in order to capture the right royal rippers. They are then packaged up with a posh label and sold to Commonwealth Countries.
It's true I tell ya.
Why do you think the Queen is usually accompanied by Ladies in Waiting?
The answer is simple.
If ever the Queen accidentally lets one go, and it's clearly audible, the duty of one of the Ladies in Waiting is to immediately pipe up:
"I DID THAT!"
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