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What's The Best Way To Dig A Tunnel?

If I was to dig a tunnel, from my house, under the Barbed Wire & out into the nearest area of freedom, what safety measures should I take?

I am thinking it would need to be 3 feet high and two feet wide, inside, and lined out with suporting beams.

Once outside Tier 4, it would need to turn 90 degrees upwards.

Getting rid of all of the removed soil might be a problem?

As might be the surveillance from neighbourhood snoopies.

It might all be worth it, though, if I can reach the safety of Tier 2, only a few hundred yards away.

Luckily, there are lots of WW2 camp escape films coming our way (Thanks BBC) so I'll be able to learn how to dig, or maybe even jump a motor cycle over the fences.

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20-12-2020, 11:23 AM
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Re: What's The Best Way To Dig A Tunnel?

Any giant super moles around your vicinity
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20-12-2020, 11:31 AM
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Any giant super moles around your vicinity
My neighbour has a large mole on his chin.

Will that do?
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20-12-2020, 11:40 AM
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Not sure about a tunnel, but many a time I have dug a hole and wished I could jump into it!😂🤣
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20-12-2020, 12:32 PM
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Getting rid of the soil would be easy. Just dig another hole and put it in there
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20-12-2020, 12:45 PM
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The first thought that came to my mind would be a spade - but that wouldn't work because the Government would know what you were thinking courtesy of the nano-technology they have injected into you via the covid vaccination.

These nano communication thingys sit in your brain apparently and transmit your thoughts via the Chinese 5G networking going on in the world to the secret Government.

Called The New World Order, they use Certificate Of Vaccination IDentification 19th stage to subjugate the world.
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20-12-2020, 12:54 PM
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Re: What's The Best Way To Dig A Tunnel?

Originally Posted by PooBear ->
The first thought that came to my mind would be a spade - but that wouldn't work because the Government would know what you were thinking courtesy of the nano-technology they have injected into you via the covid vaccination.

These nano communication thingys sit in your brain apparently and transmit your thoughts via the Chinese 5G networking going on in the world to the secret Government.
What makes you think that the virus itself, which was designed in China at the behest of the UK government, doesn't actually already contain nano-technology and that we're not being spied on already? I suspect that the vaccine is actually a software update.
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20-12-2020, 12:58 PM
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Because everyone knows the Chinese are a bunch of plicks.
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20-12-2020, 01:35 PM
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Re: What's The Best Way To Dig A Tunnel?

Originally Posted by Tedc ->
If I was to dig a tunnel, from my house, under the Barbed Wire & out into the nearest area of freedom, what safety measures should I take?

I am thinking it would need to be 3 feet high and two feet wide, inside, and lined out with suporting beams.

Once outside Tier 4, it would need to turn 90 degrees upwards.

Getting rid of all of the removed soil might be a problem?

As might be the surveillance from neighbourhood snoopies.

It might all be worth it, though, if I can reach the safety of Tier 2, only a few hundred yards away.

Luckily, there are lots of WW2 camp escape films coming our way (Thanks BBC) so I'll be able to learn how to dig, or maybe even jump a motor cycle over the fences.

You could put the soil down your trousers, casually wonder around the town square with it leaking out, acting like it's a perfectly normal thing to do, whilst whistling your favourite tune.
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Originally Posted by d00d ->
You could put the soil down your trousers, casually wonder around the town square with it leaking out, acting like it's a perfectly normal thing to do, whilst whistling your favourite tune.
Just what I was going to suggest!
 
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