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Re: What's The Best Way To Dig A Tunnel?

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You could put the soil down your trousers, casually wonder around the town square with it leaking out, acting like it's a perfectly normal thing to do, whilst whistling your favourite tune.
Great, Dood, I remember that scene.

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The first thought that came to my mind would be a spade - but that wouldn't work because the Government would know what you were thinking courtesy of the nano-technology they have injected into you via the covid vaccination.

These nano communication thingys sit in your brain apparently and transmit your thoughts via the Chinese 5G networking going on in the world to the secret Government.

Called The New World Order, they use Certificate Of Vaccination IDentification 19th stage to subjugate the world.
Too deep for me, PooBear!
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Re: What's The Best Way To Dig A Tunnel?

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What makes you think that the virus itself, which was designed in China at the behest of the UK government, doesn't actually already contain nano-technology and that we're not being spied on already? I suspect that the vaccine is actually a software update.
Careful, Dex, there are people on here who already hate updates.

That will finish them off.

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Re: What's The Best Way To Dig A Tunnel?

Maybe I can shut down the electric fence, with a virus?

I think there's a spare one around here!

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I wish someone would build a fence around here.

In a few days, Marge is going to fetch her mother here for Christmas.
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Ted, I recommend you contact these people: https://tesuk.co.uk/services/hire-equipment/

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Re: What's The Best Way To Dig A Tunnel?

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Ted, I recommend you contact these people: https://tesuk.co.uk/services/hire-equipment/


Very good, Percy, but I think such large equipment might attract the snoopy attention.

They would turn me over.

Looks like I'll have to stay here, turn my chair round, switch on the TV, and face the music!

Hang on! I think some immigrants have just dug their way in!

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Re: What's The Best Way To Dig A Tunnel?

I have always thought the worst way to dig a tunnel is to dig all the soil out, then put it all back until the following night. Surely that would take forever?
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Re: What's The Best Way To Dig A Tunnel?

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I have always thought the worst way to dig a tunnel is to dig all the soil out, then put it all back until the following night. Surely that would take forever?
It feels like "forever" anyway LD!

Actually, I just dicovered my tunnel had circled round and took me back to where I started.

Someone said it's a groundhog day tunnel?

Anyway, this is what makes us British!

We never (have anything to) give up!

Keep smiling!

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Re: What's The Best Way To Dig A Tunnel?

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It feels like "forever" anyway LD!

Actually, I just dicovered my tunnel had circled round and took me back to where I started.

Someone said it's a groundhog day tunnel?
Sounds like you've made space for your own mini hadron collider.

Failing that, it would be a great place to set up your Hornby traintrack.
 
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