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Re: Limericks. (New).

I bought a new hoover last week
The carpets were beginning to reek
So I gave it a go
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28-09-2020, 07:40 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

I bought a new Hoover last week
The carpets were beginning to reek
So I gave it a go
And what d'ya know
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28-09-2020, 10:37 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

I bought a new Hoover last week
The carpets were beginning to reek
So I gave it a go
And what d'ya know
Everywhere looks really sleek.




Fred knew he was putting on weight
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28-09-2020, 11:05 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Fred knew he was putting on weight
Due to putting too much on his plate
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28-09-2020, 01:24 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Fred knew he was putting on weight
Due to putting too much on his plate
So he made up his mind
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28-09-2020, 02:35 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Fred knew he was putting on weight
Due to putting too much on his plate
So he made up his mind
A slimming club he'd find
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28-09-2020, 02:49 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Fred knew he was putting on weight
Due to putting too much on his plate
So he made up his mind
A slimming club he'd find
In the hope that his girth would abate

Off to his first class he did go
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28-09-2020, 05:21 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Off to his first class he did go
Bumped into an old flame called flo
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28-09-2020, 05:27 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Off to his first class he did go
Bumped into an old flame called Flo
She was now a size ten
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28-09-2020, 06:17 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Off to his first class he did go
Bumped into an old flame called Flo
She was now a size ten
And was now known as Ben
 
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