Re: Pub/Restaurant/Shop Etc. Says Loos Are For Customers Only. Is This Mean?
Originally Posted by
gumbud
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Ah so the great British public conveniences for the comfort of the populace and to maintain high public standards of hygiene is now dead and buried - here in OZ we fortunately have plenty of sand all over - bit like ostriches!!
boozer unknowingly you have provided an amazing story of life in old blighty and blighted by the disappearance of the good old pubic british loo - a tale from rags to riches - you raised the tail and the dog began to wag - a remarkable tale of the 'tail wagging the dog'
from ridicule to riches one could say - a loo without a view - our 'life in inconveniences britain' - this really warrants a post in the Times or at least the Guardian - "is there a guardian of british conveniences?" etc etc - this is just the beginning boozer - there will of course be filming rights and possible west end and a 3 volume short story epic ? - "from boozing to cruising to loosing the loos"
if you need a manager I can speke [in house joke] scouse speech??
sweetie pie - my cloak and cane my good fellow!!
Thank you for your wonderfull intelectual and perceptive and thoughtful insight and forward thinking that this subject needs Gummy.
One thing us over 50s need to keep in mind also.
As one gets older for most this will likely mean more frequent trips to the Loo both day and night.
Ultimitely possibly using a Mobile Scooter or Wheelchair or Zimmer Frame jobby or just on frail wobbly legs.
Every few feet taken to walk to the nearest Bog could seem like a lifetime.
And if you don't make it?
Well.
One could literally be in the shite.
NO!
This problem mainly caused by councils closing down toilets is largely to blame in some areas.
And the high street businesses which make a lote of cash out of us need to leap to the Use Our Loo challange.
End of!