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16-09-2011, 12:14 PM
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Rule Brittania!



After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, Canadian scientists found
traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that
their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years
ago.

Not to be outdone by their neighbours, in the weeks that followed, an
American archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after,
a story published in the New York Times:

"American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have
concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech
communications network 50 years earlier than the Canadians".


One week later, the British authorities reported the following:

"After digging as deep as 30 feet in North Yorkshire, Jack
Arkwright, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely f*** all.

Jack has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Britain had already
gone wireless."

Just makes me bloody proud to be British!
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16-09-2011, 04:40 PM
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Hee hee hee! Good one.
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16-09-2011, 04:46 PM
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I like that Joe: )
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16-09-2011, 08:36 PM
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Yeah Joe ... that's why our broadband is so s**t! The wiring is ancient!!
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17-09-2011, 10:00 AM
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Harhar !!!
That's the best one I've heard in a long time. Thanks for sharing !
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17-09-2011, 10:48 AM
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....vintage Uncle Joe
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17-09-2011, 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by jennywren ->
Yeah Joe ... that's why our broadband is so s**t! The wiring is ancient!!
Very funny Joe, Jennywren's made me laugh too.
 



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