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23-03-2020, 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted by JBR ->
We do something similar at bed time. No, not what you're thinking, with your dirty mind!

Marge usually gets into bed first; I come later.

Just for a laugh, I put a hand on Marge's thigh.
"Cold hand!" she screams.
"Mmmm, warm thigh," I reply.

After a few minutes, I then add, "Mmmm, warm hand."
And Marge replies, "C-c-c-cold thigh."

You should try it, lads. It's funny!
If I go to bed first and get all lovely and warm Mrs Fox arrives later with very, very, very, cold feet (is she dead I think) and sticks em' on my legs......Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
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23-03-2020, 11:38 AM
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I'll tell you what annoys me, all the selfish arseholes running around thinking they're invincible, this thing isn't going to affect them, that and Bollockless Boris, our prime minister, who's so scared of upsetting people that he won't do what's needed, "please people, practice social distancing" he begs, and the idiots take no notice and so it spreads, grow some balls Boris, we need lockdown NOW, before it's too late.
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23-03-2020, 12:28 PM
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Re: Things that annoy you!

Originally Posted by sparky ->
I'll tell you what annoys me, all the selfish arseholes running around thinking they're invincible, this thing isn't going to affect them, that and Bollockless Boris, our prime minister, who's so scared of upsetting people that he won't do what's needed, "please people, practice social distancing" he begs, and the idiots take no notice and so it spreads, grow some balls Boris, we need lockdown NOW, before it's too late.
If all the airports in the country had been closed when this was first identified in China we wouldn't be in this mess now....
And I understand they are still open for essential flights.....What can be more essential than stopping the spread of the virus.....?
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23-03-2020, 03:56 PM
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Re: Things that annoy you!

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If I go to bed first and get all lovely and warm Mrs Fox arrives later with very, very, very, cold feet (is she dead I think) and sticks em' on my legs......Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
Well, yes. In fairness, I suppose it works both ways.
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23-03-2020, 03:58 PM
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Re: Things that annoy you!

Originally Posted by OldGreyFox ->
If I go to bed first and get all lovely and warm Mrs Fox arrives later with very, very, very, cold feet (is she dead I think) and sticks em' on my legs......Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
Thank God for single beds.
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23-03-2020, 04:04 PM
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Re: Things that annoy you!

Originally Posted by sparky ->
I'll tell you what annoys me, all the selfish arseholes running around thinking they're invincible, this thing isn't going to affect them, that and Bollockless Boris, our prime minister, who's so scared of upsetting people that he won't do what's needed, "please people, practice social distancing" he begs, and the idiots take no notice and so it spreads, grow some balls Boris, we need lockdown NOW, before it's too late.
I think it depends where you are.

We've just been out in our small town/village/suburb (call it what you will). Very few people, a few cars, no groups gathering - even the young snowflakes.

Marge even managed to buy some bread and milk and...

toilet paper!

at our local Co-op.
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23-03-2020, 04:21 PM
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Re: Things that annoy you!

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If all the airports in the country had been closed when this was first identified in China we wouldn't be in this mess now....
And I understand they are still open for essential flights.....What can be more essential than stopping the spread of the virus.....?


I said that meself, Foxy.

Travel has spread this, and should have been stopped weeks ago - same as stopping shoppers piling 500 loo rolls in their trolleys!
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23-03-2020, 06:11 PM
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Thank God for single beds.
She might think I don't love her anymore if I suggest that Percy........You know what women are like.....
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23-03-2020, 10:00 PM
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Scumbags like this who think it's clever to lick bottles in a supermarket during a Covid pandemic. Caution. Bad language.


https://youtu.be/wl0Ypp6hTIM
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24-03-2020, 12:14 AM
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Re: Things that annoy you!

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Scumbags like this who think it's clever to lick bottles in a supermarket during a Covid pandemic. Caution. Bad language.


https://youtu.be/wl0Ypp6hTIM

I can't see that Judd, but it might be because my laptop's playing up?
 
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