Re: Limericks. (New).

Down on the market two old men
We're discussing life just when .....
Two old women walked by

Re: Limericks. (New).

Down on the market two old men
We're discussing life just when .....
Two old women walked by
And gave them the eye

Re: Limericks. (New).

Down on the market two old men
We're discussing life just when .....
Two old women walked by
And gave them the eye
And invited them down to the glen.



The men looked at each other and said

Re: Limericks. (New).

The men looked at each other and said
There's no way we'd take those two to bed

Re: Limericks. (New).

The men looked at each other and said
There's no way we'd take those two to bed
What on earth were they wearing?

Re: Limericks. (New).

The men looked at each other and said
There's no way we'd take those two to bed
What on earth were they wearing?
It was really quite daring

Re: Limericks. (New).

The men looked at each other and said
There's no way we'd take those two to bed
What on earth were they wearing?
It was really quite daring
So they turned on their heels and fled.



Phew, "that was a close call" said one to the other

Re: Limericks. (New).

Phew, "that was a close call" said one to the other
The dark one looked just like my Mother

Re: Limericks. (New).

Phew, "that was a close call" said one to the other
The dark one looked just like my Mother
"And what about the blonde?"

Re: Limericks. (New).

Phew, "that was a close call" said one to the other
The dark one looked just like my Mother
"And what about the blonde?"
"She looked just like a vagabond"