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So Jake scooped Gert up in his arms
Then he did the adder great harm(s)
He stamped on it with his boot
Without any further dispute
And Gert fell for his manly charms

Jake to her back to his tent

Re: Limericks. (New).

Jake took her back to his tent
Where his passion he intended to vent

Re: Limericks. (New).

Jake took her back to his tent
Where his passion he intended to vent
Gert began to swoon

Re: Limericks. (New).

Jake took her back to his tent
Where his passion he intended to vent
Gert began to swoon
As they went behind a dune

Re: Limericks. (New).

Jake took her back to his tent
Where his passion he intended to vent
Gert began to swoon
As they went behind a dune
And stayed until their passion was spent

As they lay in each others arms

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Re: Limericks. (New).

As they lay in each others arms
enjoying each others charms

Re: Limericks. (New).

As they lay in each others arms
enjoying each others charms
They heard someone shout - "Oi you old trout"

Re: Limericks. (New).

As they lay in each others arms
enjoying each others charms
They heard someone shout - "Oi you old trout"
"I know you're in there, come on out"

Re: Limericks. (New).

As they lay in each others arms
enjoying each others charms
They heard someone shout - "Oi you old trout"
"I know you're in there, come on out"
And the voice certainly raised alarms.




They sat up and grabbed for their clothes