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When somebody's car wedged me in
I decided to repay his sin
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01-07-2020, 02:34 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

When somebody's car wedged me in
I decided to repay his sin
I put a dent in his door
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01-07-2020, 05:33 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

When somebody's car wedged me in
I decided to repay his sin
I put a dent in his door
And then, further more
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01-07-2020, 09:31 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

When somebody's car wedged me in
I decided to repay his sin
I put a dent in his door
And then, further more
I gave him a kick in the shin.



He glared and got out of his Jeep
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01-07-2020, 11:09 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

He glared and got out of his Jeep
He looked like a bit of a creep
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01-07-2020, 11:38 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

He glared and got out of his Jeep
He looked like a bit of a creep
He was bigger than me
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02-07-2020, 07:34 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

He glared and got out of his Jeep
He looked like a bit of a creep
He was bigger than me
So I kicked him on the knee
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02-07-2020, 12:37 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

He glared and got out of his Jeep
He looked like a bit of a creep
He was bigger than me
So I kicked him on the knee
And boy did he start to weep

A crowd soon gathered around
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02-07-2020, 12:58 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

A crowd soon gathered around
With cries of laughter abound
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02-07-2020, 03:13 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

A crowd soon gathered around
With cries of laughter abound
So he dried all his tears
 
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