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A crowd soon gathered around
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Re: Limericks. (New).

A crowd soon gathered around
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The police were immediately called
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The police were immediately called
But their enquiries soon stalled
They didn't have a clue
The police were immediately called
But their enquiries soon stalled
They didn't have a clue
Then out of the blue
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The police were immediately called
But their enquiries soon stalled
They didn't have a clue
Then out of the blue
Down to the cop-shop I was hauled

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After a night in the cells
I noticed the sound of loud bells
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After a night in the cells
I noticed the sound of loud bells
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After a night in the cells
I noticed the sound of loud bells
The fire alarm had gone off
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