Re: Limericks. (New).

In the park I observed a nice boy
Playing with a rather odd toy
I asked what it was
But he ate it because
He was frightened it could annoy!

Wearing my mask the other day

Re: Limericks. (New).

Wearing my mask the other day
I thought. there must be an easier way

Re: Limericks. (New).

Wearing my mask the other day
I thought. there must be an easier way
To rob a bank of it's cash

Re: Limericks. (New).

Wearing my mask the other day
I thought. there must be an easier way
To rob a bank of it's cash
And be gone in a flash

Re: Limericks. (New).

Wearing my mask the other day
I thought. there must be an easier way
To rob a bank of it's cash
And be gone in a flash
So I'll think it through, and try it today.


Into Natwest I strolled, stocking on head

Re: Limericks. (New).

Into Natwest I strolled, stocking on head
And cosh made of lead

Re: Limericks. (New).

Into Natwest I strolled, stocking on head
And cosh made of lead
But they tripped the alarm

Re: Limericks. (New).

Into Natwest I strolled, stocking on head
And cosh made of lead
But they tripped the alarm
And sent a Gendarme

Re: Limericks. (New).

Into Natwest I strolled, stocking on head
And cosh made of lead
But they tripped the alarm
And sent a Gendarme
So me seeing sense just fled.




"That didn't go well, I need a new plan"

Re: Limericks. (New).

"That didn't go well, I need a new plan"
So I dressed like the King of Bhutan