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08-07-2020, 03:06 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

"That didn't go well, I need a new plan"
So I dressed like the King of Bhutan
Staff curtsied and bowed
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09-07-2020, 12:14 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

"That didn't go well, I need a new plan"
So I dressed like the King of Bhutan
Staff curtsied and bowed
And greeted me loud
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09-07-2020, 10:43 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

"That didn't go well, I need a new plan"
So I dressed like the King of Bhutan
Staff curtsied and bowed
And greeted me loud
As Mups sat outside in the van.



From my robes I produced a Salami
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09-07-2020, 11:29 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

From my robes I produced a Salami
But Mups just said I was barmy
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09-07-2020, 12:15 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

From my robes I produced a Salami
But Mups must just said I was barmy
"A Saveloy's more the thing"
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09-07-2020, 12:37 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

From my robes I produced a Salami
But Mups just said I was barmy
"A Saveloy's more the thing"
It's just got lots more zing
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09-07-2020, 01:26 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

From my robes I produced a Salami
But Mups just said I was barmy
"A Saveloy's more the thing"
It's just got lots more zing
Then suddenly, in burst the Army.


I was cuffed, then thrown in their truck
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09-07-2020, 01:31 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

I was cuffed, then thrown in their truck
And that's where I found some good luck
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09-07-2020, 03:48 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

I was cuffed, then thrown in their truck
And that's where I found some good luck
On the floor was a key
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09-07-2020, 03:59 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

I was cuffed, then thrown in their truck
And that's where I found some good luck
On the floor was a key
To my handcuffs you see
 
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