Re: Limericks. (New).

I was cuffed, then thrown in their truck
And that's where I found some good luck
On the floor was a key
To my handcuffs you see
So in a jiff I got myself unstuck.



I jumped out of the truck and ran

Re: Limericks. (New).

I jumped out of the truck and ran
Then knocked down a poor old man

Re: Limericks. (New).

I jumped out of the truck and ran
Then knocked down a poor old man
As I stopped to help

Re: Limericks. (New).

I jumped out of the truck and ran
Then knocked down a poor old man
As I stopped to help
He let out a yelp

Re: Limericks. (New).

I jumped out of the truck and ran
Then knocked down a poor old man
As I stopped to help
He let out a yelp
Then told me to get in his van.



I thought it a good place to hide

Re: Limericks. (New).

I thought it a good place to hide
And also, I fancied a ride

Re: Limericks. (New).

I thought it a good place to hide
And also, I fancied a ride
But when we got to Skegness

Re: Limericks. (New).

I thought it a good place to hide
And also, I fancied a ride
But when we got to Skegness
He changed into a dress

Re: Limericks. (New).

I thought it a good place to hide
And also, I fancied a ride
But when we got to Skegness
He changed into a dress
And joined in the march for Pride

So I nicked his van

Re: Limericks. (New).

I thought it a good place to hide
And also, I fancied a ride
But when we got to Skegness
He changed into a dress
And joined in the march for Pride

So I nicked his van
And I drove real fast, despite of my ban