15-08-2019, 04:36 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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I see that the first of the slugabeds has finally made an appearance, albeit a brief one. Don't rush back on our account.
Hah! Cheeky Chops.
I was here before you this morning.
I'll have you know, I was here surveying our property while you were still aimlessly wandering about in your Y-Fronts, scratching yer bits and doing other unsavoury things that men have a habit of doing.
Now 'oppit, cos I've got me extending prodder out.
15-08-2019, 11:34 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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The overpowering stench of wimmin is pervading the atmosphere.
Now what are you talking about, Man?
Don't be so rude!
You must be got something bad stuck up your nose is all I can say, because us ladies smell so fresh, delightful and heavenly, that just one whiff and you would be catapulted into seventh heaven.
I can only think you've got one of your onion bhaji's wedged up your snout!
16-08-2019, 12:22 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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The bahjis were great. Pity you weren't there to test em.May put the recipe on the cooking thread later.
You'd have only slapped me hands and not let me have one anyway - OR put something sinister in mine.
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