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17-09-2019, 06:05 PM
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Hi Swimmie! I am here to be your personal welcome hostess to the enchanted room of make believe. Now, move along, sit by the river bank and figure all of this out. Shouldn't take long.
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17-09-2019, 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted by swimfeeders ->
Hi

Just thought I would check in.
Well check out again - quickly - this is a MAN FREE zone!
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17-09-2019, 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Right Now ->
Hi Swimmie! I am here to be your personal welcome hostess to the enchanted room of make believe. Now, move along, sit by the river bank and figure all of this out. Shouldn't take long.
Oi! You can pack that in - unless you are lulling them into a false sense of security and plan to drown them all in that river??

This is a women only club - probably the last one on the planet - but it is!!!
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17-09-2019, 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
You do know I install CCTV Mups? It will be a simple matter for me to put any images from your cameras on a loop thus giving the appearance that all is well. While you lot are busy scoping the video for intruders, we men will be sat in comfy chairs with our feet up drinking beer and watching TV. Chortle.


They are already Loopy, Judd.
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17-09-2019, 07:56 PM
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They are already Loopy, Judd.
Watch it you rascal - we have found the wormhole that leads to the Borg! You will be assimilated - resistance is futile. Hop it - or face the consequences!
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17-09-2019, 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Silver Tabby ->
Watch it you rascal - we have found the wormhole that leads to the Borg! You will be assimilated - resistance is futile. Hop it - or face the consequences!
I doubt the lot of you together could find the stop cock in your house Tabs. Anyway, Borg? I like a bit of tennis.
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17-09-2019, 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
I doubt the lot of you together could find the stop cock in your house Tabs. Anyway, Borg? I like a bit of tennis.


I'll have you know I just had a new handle put on my stop cock last winter - so there!

(I've forgotten where it is again, but it's got a new handle anyway).
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17-09-2019, 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
I doubt the lot of you together could find the stop cock in your house Tabs. Anyway, Borg? I like a bit of tennis.
Wrong again, Dongles, I know exactly where mine is - and how to use it - and I can change tap washers in minutes - so there! Now - out of here - before I set techno cat on you!
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17-09-2019, 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
I'll have you know I just had a new handle put on my stop cock last winter - so there!

(I've forgotten where it is again, but it's got a new handle anyway).
Instead of thinking about cocks, did you get your roof sorted out?
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17-09-2019, 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
Instead of thinking about cocks, did you get your roof sorted out?



Now then Judd, these vulgar innuendo's have got to stop!
We are innocent ladies here, as well you know.

Regarding the roof - NO!
I am in a mess and have been let down yet again!!

I really don't see why you and Dongle can't come and fix this for me. It is not high up even, it's a bungalow and it's only just above my back door!
True gentlemen would have come to my rescue immediately!

 



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