24-09-2019, 07:30 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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I'm sure I can speak for all the lovely fellas on here when I say that any of us would be more than happy to pop over and do some repairs for you ladies. We would even be happy to work free of charge but the bottom line is that you would be so impressed by our looks and our ability to take control of the matter in hand that you would all want to marry us. So, not wishing to dampen your spirits, I think it is best that we stay away. 
24-09-2019, 07:31 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Now listen 'ere you, I've had enough of pandering to you males here, it's time you did something useful for US for once.For a start, you can get yourself over here and mend my roof and window - and it's pouring down, so do get a move on!
Bring a flask, I'm not into making coffee and cake for strange men, and there is non stranger than you lot.
While you are doing my jobs for me, I am sure the other lovely ladies will be compiling their lists too, so you won't have time to waste on here, annoying us.
Why not just move?
24-09-2019, 10:05 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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I've got an idea so cunning you could brush your teeth with it. We men have all the best ideas....Why not just move?
Oh Judsy, dearest man - cough splutter - that is so immensly kind of you to offer me accommodation.
In fact, I am quite overwhelmed.
I will be on the train in the morning.
24-09-2019, 10:16 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Oh Judsy, dearest man - cough splutter - that is so immensly kind of you to offer me accommodation. In fact, I am quite overwhelmed.
I will be on the train in the morning.
Change at Manchester Piccadilly and then go south to Twinks' gaff. I'll tell her to expect your arrival and get the kettle on.
24-09-2019, 10:33 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Change at Manchester Piccadilly and then go south to Twinks' gaff. I'll tell her to expect your arrival and get the kettle on.
Are you trying to tell me you don't want me after all?
There I was, thinking kind thoughts about you for the first time ever, and now you are telling me to go to Twink's instead!
How could you be so heartless.
I shall just have to sit here with me leaky roof and leaky window, cold, wet and hungry . . . nobody luvs me, sniff . . where's me tissues . . sniff. .
25-09-2019, 09:27 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Well said that man. I have enough problems with the local wimmin throwing themselves at me without these termagants doing the same.
25-09-2019, 09:29 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Are you trying to tell me you don't want me after all?There I was, thinking kind thoughts about you for the first time ever, and now you are telling me to go to Twink's instead!
How could you be so heartless.
I shall just have to sit here with me leaky roof and leaky window, cold, wet and hungry . . . nobody luvs me, sniff . . where's me tissues . . sniff. .
25-09-2019, 09:32 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Silver Tabby
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Set the Hounds of Bedlington on him, Mups, and I'll add techo cat - that'll sort him!
Oh Dear!
25-09-2019, 09:33 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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Admit defeat and I'll send you a box of 'Person' size tissues (Can't say m*n size any more).
Don't be daft, man.
Why would I admit defeat when I am not, cannot, and will not ever be defeated, hmm?
Now 'oppit and go and make me a cuppa.
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