11-11-2019, 12:43 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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You can change the locks on the shed if you want. that's where you will be sleeping tonight. 
11-11-2019, 12:47 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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You can change the locks on the shed if you want. that's where you will be sleeping tonight.
Sorry to disappoint you, dongle, but tis YOU who will be sleeping in the shed, not us! It is our abode after all, so Tabby has changed the locks again. Hahaha . .
The way I see it is, we are being kind to you by being here.
You see, we know you would not cope without us.
We know how lonely and depressed you would be.
Passsers by would be haunted by the sound of your wailing and sobbing.
So we see it is our moral duty to stay firmly put.
11-11-2019, 01:34 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Right ho, I am off to my boudoir now, where upon I shall don my sexy wincyette floor length nightie and bed sox and give you men something to dream about.
The CCTV is on, so we will know if we have had any intruders of the male kind poking about.
Goodnight.
11-11-2019, 11:01 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Sorry to disappoint you, dongle, but tis YOU who will be sleeping in the shed, not us! It is our abode after all, so Tabby has changed the locks again. Hahaha . .The way I see it is, we are being kind to you by being here.
You see, we know you would not cope without us.
We know how lonely and depressed you would be.
Passsers by would be haunted by the sound of your wailing and sobbing.
So we see it is our moral duty to stay firmly put.
11-11-2019, 11:02 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Silver Tabby
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They tried, Mups, but couldn't work the new locks. We are currently a man free zone again. Long may it last.
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