05-11-2013, 05:45 AM
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Everybody gets old !!!
Been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely i can't look that old?Well......you'll love this one!
My name is alice smith and i was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his dental diploma,which bore his full name.
Suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark haired boy with the same name had been in my secondary school class some 40-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, grey haired man with the deeply lined face was far too old to have been my classmate.
After he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended morgan park secondary school .
'yes, yes i did. I'm a morganner! 'he beamed with pride.
'when did you leave to go to college?' i asked
he answered, in 1965. Why do you ask?
'you were in my class!' i exclaimed.
He looked at me closely.
Then the ugly,
old,
bald,
wrinkled,
fat arsed,
grey haired,
decrepit,
bastard asked..
'what subject did you teach?’
05-11-2013, 08:51 PM
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Re: Everybody gets old !!!
Oh that's so funny!!!
and isn't it awful when you catch sight of some miserable looking old person in a shop only to realise that it's your own reflection!!!!I then try walking about with a slight smile on my face, not too broad a one as then I might look a bit mad if I am out shopping on my own.
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