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14-11-2013, 11:28 PM
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Morris, an 82 year old man, went to his doctor for an examination.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking downt he street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days after that, the doctor spoke to Morris again and said -
"You're really doing great, aren't you"?
Morris replied " Just doing what you said Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful"
The doctor said, " No, I didn't say that Morris, I said, "You've got a heart murmur, be careful".
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14-11-2013, 11:31 PM
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Re: The Medical


As they say, "If you can't be good, be careful"
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Is he dead now?

If he is I bet he went with a smile on his face .
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Very funny.
 

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