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16-11-2013, 01:22 PM
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Old Age

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement home were sitting on a bench under a tree, when one turned to the other and says:

"Eddie, I feel just like a newborn baby"

"Really? said Harrold, "like a newborn?"

"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I've just wet my pants."
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16-11-2013, 07:02 PM
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Re: Old Age

That's like old Charlie up in the pub Mups, he's got no hair and no teeth, and his wife calls him Baby.
 

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