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My friends just had a new baby daughter.
I was allowed to hold her and they asked me to wind her.
....but that seemed a bit cruel,so I just gave her a Chinese Burn.
I think they want to fly over and sh#t on my head,Sweetie.
Ohh,I ain't falling for that ol' ''affection'' stuff.
You women are just after my conkers!
[t'is nearly the season,y'know.
I spend my evenings alone,in front of a roaring picture of a fire,polishing my conkers.
I think they want to fly over and sh#t on my head,Sweetie.
Ohh,I ain't falling for that ol' ''affection'' stuff.
You women are just after my conkers!
[t'is nearly the season,y'know.
I spend my evenings alone,in front of a roaring picture of a fire,polishing my conkers.