11-10-2018, 12:33 PM
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I'd hack into my HSBC account and add six noughts to up the grand total, transfer it to one of those naughty accounts on an island somewhere (perhaps David Cameron can advise when he's got a minute).I'd buy a farm in Oxfordshire, keep pigs hand fed on apples, nuts & stuff, to be slaughtered (separate crime) and spit roasted to feed everyone in the village and assorted freeloaders. I'd drive a landrover discovery locally and a Cooper S down the M40 to my Notting Hill pad. I'd hire the ballroom at the Ritz for tea & cucumber sandwiches for all OOF members ... off to Kitty Fisher's later.
I'd have a villa in Estoril https://www.masterhomes.net/sites/de...for_sale_1.jpg
But back in Oxon https://media.rightmove.co.uk/dir/cr...ax_476x317.jpg
... in partnership with https://www.guidedogs.org.uk and https://www.hearingdogs.org.uk I'd breed and train puppies. Erm ....
11-10-2018, 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by d00d
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I'd hack into my HSBC account and add six noughts to up the grand total, transfer it to one of those naughty accounts on an island somewhere (perhaps David Cameron can advise when he's got a minute).I'd buy a farm in Oxfordshire, keep pigs hand fed on apples, nuts & stuff, to be slaughtered (separate crime) and spit roasted to feed everyone in the village and assorted freeloaders. I'd drive a landrover discovery locally and a Cooper S down the M40 to my Notting Hill pad. I'd hire the ballroom at the Ritz for tea & cucumber sandwiches for all OOF members ... off to Kitty Fisher's later.
I'd have a villa in Estoril https://www.masterhomes.net/sites/de...for_sale_1.jpg
But back in Oxon https://media.rightmove.co.uk/dir/cr...ax_476x317.jpg
... in partnership with https://www.guidedogs.org.uk and https://www.hearingdogs.org.uk I'd breed and train puppies. Erm ....
11-10-2018, 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs
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You have also been thinking about this far too much d00d.
... haven't shown you my Notting Hill pad yet.
https://media.gettyimages.com/photos...re-id543205542
11-10-2018, 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted by d00d
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It's important to plan ahead. ... haven't shown you my Notting Hill pad yet.
https://media.gettyimages.com/photos...re-id543205542
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