Re: Limericks. (New).

When Mary went to the shop
To get a tasty lamb chop
But on seeing the queue
She did a turn shaped like a U
Then onto a bus she did hop

There she met an old pal

Re: Limericks. (New).

There she met an old pal
She said "Well if it isn't young Val"

Re: Limericks. (New).

There she met an old pal
She said "Well if it isn't young Val"
Have you time for a chat?

Re: Limericks. (New).

There she met an old pal
She said "Well if it isn't young Val"
Have you time for a chat?
And in a cafe they sat

Re: Limericks. (New).

There she met an old pal
She said "Well if it isn't young Val"
Have you time for a chat?
And in a cafe they sat
It was in a pleasant locale

A pot of tea was brought

Re: Limericks. (New).

A pot of tea was brought
We'll have a scone too they thought

Re: Limericks. (New).

A pot of tea was brought
We'll have a scone too they thought
Then they chatted away
for the rest of the day

Re: Limericks. (New).

A pot of tea was brought
We'll have a scone too they thought
Then they chatted away
For the rest of the day
With no masks on and then they were caught.

In court they both pleaded not guilty

Re: Limericks. (New).

In court they both pleaded not guilty
Which caused some risibility

Re: Limericks. (New).

In court they both pleaded not guilty
Which caused some risibility
Th judge said "look here"