Re: The origin and history of the poink
Much as I greatly admire the Nom's story telling technique, I am afraid it is simply his way of attempting to discredit us girls, and he knows it.
In fact, I have reason to believe this particular cave dweller is trying to gain favour and influence with the other males of the species in order to hopefully accumulate sufficient back-up to attack and subdue us witches - whoops, I meant lovely ladies. This cannot be allowed to happen.
Fear. That's what is all about girls, they fear our superiority. That, and the fact I have discovered he is an undercover member of the "Northern Old Boys Society' - NOBS for short. These people are women-haters.
I suggest we meet at the coven HQ urgently, to decide what to do about him, before he starts causing us further problems.
I have 4 excellent sniffer dogs who would be delighted to go to earth and explore his cave network if that is any help.
This man's mischief must not be under estimated.