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Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Where do they all go? Wonder no more! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird and lives an extremely ordered and complex life. Penguins are extremely committed to their family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with their offspring throughout the remainder of their life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and their social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice using only their vestigial wings and beaks until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.
After packing the ice back into the hole, the male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing: “Freeze a jolly good fellow. Freeze a jolly good fellow —“


You really didn’t think I knew anything penguins, did you?
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Originally Posted by longdogs ->
lol!!!
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Excellent Richmond. Stolen as a matter of course.
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Managed to get a girl from the club back to my house last night, by telling her I was an Olympic gold medal winner...

"Wow, that's amazing!" she said, lifting it from its stand on the mantelpiece. "What did you win this in?"

"Online auction!"
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Just asked a homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes…

You should have seen the look on her face when I ran off with her cardboard box!
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Excellent Richmond. Stolen as a matter of course.
You are welcome Percy! Glad you enjoyed!
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26-07-2021, 08:16 AM
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Lol!! Stolen!
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26-07-2021, 08:22 AM
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Good one, Longdogs --- pinching this - thanks!!
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Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
Borrowed both of these!
 
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